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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot? ""the Steaks are high."""
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Sumo Barbie ...comes with thong"
"Did you guys read about the fence that got knocked over this morning? Dont worry, it'll probably be reposted before the weekend is up."
"Notice In A Library. ""Statutory Warning"", While Reading Sex Knowledge Books, Please Hold The Book With Both Hands."
"What do you get when a horse's food comes to know Jesus? Christian Bale"
"Why did the mathematician get pulled over? for drinking and deriving"
"Why the musician sold his computer... It was baroque."
"I never make jokes about airplanes They go over everyone's heads."
"""Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, yep, yep, uh huh, uh huh, ok, you too, bye"": Man side of every phone conversation with his wife."
"Roses are black Violets are black It's late at night I didn't pay the electric bill."