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Joke of the Day
"To all the philosophy majors out there... Can I get a Grande Mocha with whip please?"
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"*wants space* *eats Milky Way*"
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"Steal your neighbors' garden gnome. Send them a series of photos of the gnome lurking near various truck stop men's rooms."
"A nun who was known to smoke a pack a day just recently quit her habit. Now she just smokes naked."
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"If we ate cats for lunch we could consolidate something like 85% of all Facebook photos."