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Joke of the Day

"Y'know, the KKK actually do have some good points on their hats"

"Why did the hipster wear a sweatshirt on the sweltering summer day? She wears sweatshirts before it is cool! (Cue rim shot)"

"Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released? They're snowed-en!"

"A Joke I made up when I was 7 years old (It's politically incorrect) Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer? Because she wanted to get it off her chest."

"Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised? Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it's 20% off."

"How do you know when your gf is getting fat? When she fits into your wifes clothes"

"Why don't you see tampons with maxi pads? Because they're stuck up cunts."

"All this talk about Trump hating immigrants... Yet he married two of them."

"A Ginger's skin goes... ""YOU... SHALL NOT... TAAAANNN!!"""

"With all this talk of making Puerto Rico the 51st state, I think we should find 2 more to make 53. One nation, indivisible."