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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people."

"Nana said I took too much NyQuil so I laughed at her and then she turned back into a paper clip and jumped into my fave Law & Order episode."

"What does my dad do when he's drunk and bored? Beats me"

"They say innocence is always found in the children. This has only made it more difficult for me to understand why so many pedophiles are found guilty."

"My internet addiction is so bad... Its alt of ctrl."

"Who invented Bull Riding? Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me."

"STDs are like pokemons... To be cool, you gotta catch 'em all."

"Why did they bury Rock Hudson ass up? So his friends could stop by and crack open a cold one."

"What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!"

"The leg rests have taken over! Fear the Ottoman Empire!"