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Joke of the Day

"just ordered so much food the delivery guy gave me four sets of utensils but it's okay I still love myself"

"You know the world has changed... when one of the things your doctor asks you is ""Are you gay?"" when you tell him your butt hurts..."

"This kid in target fell on the ground screaming bc his mom wouldn't buy him candy & now she's yelling for us both to get up and be quiet."

"So I went to a zoo the other day.... But all they had was a dog It was a shih tzu"

"If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between ""shit"" and ""syphilis"""

"Why can't black people swim? Because the cops will arrest them"

"My vision is okish But in just a few years I'll be able to see 2020"

"I bet when Kanye was little he played tag by himself, then argued with himself on whether he was tagged or not."

"How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant? Two men a nite."

"What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody Nose"