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Joke of the Day
"I just saw my 25-year-old son run water on a slice of pizza to cool it off. I need to sit down."
Next Joke
"Dr: If you want to lose weight, you need to do things that'll make you sweat. Me: *applies for a loan*"
"I made a username called ""My Dick"" on a website. The website said that it wasn't long enough."
"Did you know, If you get everyone in the UK to lie head to toe in a line across the English channel... ...They would probably drown"
"How did the swordsman keep annoying r/jokes? Constant ripostes."
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween? I'll be Bach"
"Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is."
"Confucious he say... Man who fart in church, sit in his own pew..."
"Did you hear about the mexican train killer? He had locomotives."
"What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes? A screwdriver"