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Joke of the Day

"Hey, insurance companies instead of having a commercial on TV every 10 minutes can you just cover some of my medical bills?"

"A West Virginia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-79. The trooper asked, ""Got any ID?"" The driver replied, "" 'Bout whut?"""

"It's like my racist grandpa used to say: ""Good morning."" That unrepentant bigot had many flaws, but cordial salutations wasn't one of them."

"Stephen Hawking says we've got about 1,000 years to find a new place to live. That isn't even enough time for my girlfriend to pack."

"A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, ""Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."""

"Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures? Bad cam'ra"

"I'm seriously disappointed by /r/goldbenefits. Not even one name appeared in the Panama papers."

"Nerdy/Geekyt Jokes"

"I thought it was odd that there is a Bass Pro Shop and a Dicks in the same shopping center.... But then I realized Bass Pro does attract dicks!"

"Knock Knock ..."