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Joke of the Day

"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes"

"You've seen those mobile trucks for grooming pets, I just saw a mobile barbershop truck for humans and thought... I wonder if a dog drives that?"

"A new joke really racist. Jews are so weak,that the only way for them to be fast is to inject them with salmon water.And they are so cheap that they think 1 penny is like 5 million dollars."

"Help! I'm a fat man trapped in a skinny body!"

"Three feminists walk into a bar. They look at one another and say, ""Hooray! We've taken over a male-dominated joke format!"""

"What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are? Four different answers"

"All I said is that I didn't know whether we were a Marvel or DC family and my husband and kids locked me out of the house."

"Lance Armstrong got emotional during his Oprah interview, but numerous sources are reporting that he used performance enhancing onions."

"How are dogs and addicts similar? They both have PAWS"

"What did Helen Keller name her dog? akjnveoajknoea"