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Joke of the Day

"Pee your name in the snow and you'll quickly understand why they teach cursive in our schools."

"I went to a fortune teller and he told me a lot of money was coming my way. I walked out really excited, then I got hit by a Securicor van."

"How does a mathematician go to the bathroom? He works it out with a pencil."

"Why did the hillbilly cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out the chicken"

"What sound does a subatomic Cow make? Muuuuuuon"

"What's the difference between a lady and a laddy? The D"

"I once met a girl with 12 boobs.... Sounds weird. Doesn't it? (takes a while to get)"

"I hate people who make generalisations. They're all hypocrites."

"Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male."

"A beaver ran into his ex. ""Sorry,"" he said, ""I wood like to catch up but I'm dam sure I can't bite off more time."""