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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hillbilly cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out the chicken"
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"When I signed up for college they said I had to take a 'Fat Awareness' class I said that do we need 'Fat Awareness' for? They're so easy to spot."
"I bought a lot of frozen pizza yesterday and now it's all in vain the beach weather is over."
"I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go. Thanks, St Patrick"
"Why don't black people dream? The last one who did got shot."
"A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."" Note: This is a bot test"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... ...one turns to the other and says, ""Wow, I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there."""
"I once met an Asian with excellent grammar... So I said, ""Wow, your grammar is so good!"" And they replied, ""No.....my grandma's dead."""
"Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? Because Opey never delivered."
"Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live."