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Joke of the Day
"I was going to buy some Veet wax strips, but then i realized they were a rip-off"
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"Women is born with two vaginas The parents and the doctor thought it was a miracle until poop came out of the second one"
"Did you want to row or paddle? Either oar..."
"What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common? They both had kurds in their way. (Curds in their whey.) ***This joke is phonetically superior to its' written version."
"Lol (sorry for my bad english)"
"If Donald Trump was Chinese, what would his name be? ...Wong."
"This one's mainly for Mexicans and Texans. What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo? ""Davey.... are we pouring concrete today??"""
"Marvel's latest movie franchise follows an aging Peter Parker as he swaps crimefighting for medical studies in Spiderman: WebMD"
"How do you make beef stew? Tell a cow they're being watched."
"So I checked into a nihilist hotel, and asked for turndown service. The clerk at the reception looked at me wearily and responded: ""Turndown? What for?"""