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Joke of the Day
"What do 7 million Chevy's have in common? I don't recall."
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"I entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win... But I've never been good at puns."
"I was reading a book on Anti-Gravity I found it difficult to put down."
"I put the whiskey in another room ... Exercise regimen established."
"A snake walks into a bar and the bartender says ""How did you do that?"""
"A woman is out fishing with her husband... As she's sitting in the boat, she asks ""Honey, do you have any more of those little floatey bobber thingies? Mine keep sinking."""
"I had a one night stand! but way too many books to fit on it"
"I hate mosquitoes, they're like nature's version of a Jehovah's Witness.........."
"Technical truths: according to chemistry, alcohol actually is a solution!!"
"One way to handle social anxiety is to pretend you are a ghost & people are staring at you because they have a gift they never asked for"