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Joke of the Day

"I walked in on my best friend Larry banging my wife. I said ""Larry, I gotta', but you?"""

"*Bricks getting laid* Brick Layer: ""Oh yeah! You like that shit don't you!"""

"A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman ""Can I park here?"" ""No"" says the cop. ""What about all these other cars?"" ""They didn't ask!"""

"To where going Batman running fast? To the Bathroom"

"I don't like my new hair cut... But it's growing on me."

"What does a cat say when you tread on its tail? ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold..."

"Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team? Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US."

"So apparently... So apparently a new study shows that 98% of black people prefer to have sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison."

"Q: What do you call a home sexual on roller skates? A: rolaids"

"Why Don't feminists make good botanists? They spend the entire time in the greenhouses bitching about the glass ceiling."