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Joke of the Day
"[OC] What do you call a Latino on a bike? Juan less car (one less car)"
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"A panic attack is hearing your teens laughing in another room at the same time you can't find your phone."
"Why are divorces so damn expensive? Because they are fucking worth it!"
"""Come with me if you want to live"" - Great movie line, bad thing to say during sex"
"Why does Dr Pepper come in a can? Because his wife left him."
"Who was the widest knight at King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference, he ate too much pi"
"A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer Bartender replies ""For you, no charge""."
"Why did no one like the Archer Because he was too arrowgant!"
"I only enter names and numbers into my contacts so I can see who I'm ignoring when they call."
"My girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob She's allergic to nuts"