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Joke of the Day

"Why did no one like the Archer Because he was too arrowgant!"

"I never make ""air quotes"" with my fingers when I'm talking, but I do lean to the side & whisper so you sense I'm italicizing."

"when they read side effects in prescription drug commercials they should show the actors actually suffering from them instead of canoeing"

"Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy? Because he only made a good buccaneer."

"What are your go to jokes? I was at an event the other day and someone asked ""So... anyone know any jokes?"" What's everyone's ""go to"" joke in social situations?"

"Texting wasn't always easy. In my day, you had to work for it. You had to want it. You need an S? You better click that 7 button FOUR TIMES."

"I like my women like I like my wings Covered in BBQ sauce"

"I've been reading the thesaurus a lot lately... because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage."

"Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!"

"Told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."