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Joke of the Day

"Why did no one like the Archer Because he was too arrowgant!"

"Just how hairy was the person who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?"

"Q: Why did the bear run around his bed? A: He wanted to catch up on his sleep."

"Knock knock, Who's there? Not Oscar Pistorius."

"The french invented a new bulletproof vest That is just as efficient as a regular one but much cheaper: it only covers the soldiers' backs"

"Why did the thumbs-up become the universal symbol for approval? ""hey let me show u my weirdest finger because i'm down with what ur saying"""

"what do u call a tilt-a-whirl operator with a sunburn? carne asada"

"I hate when the cashier ask me "" You doing alright today "" when I'm buying a 6-pack of beer with change."

"Do you know why astronomers named the planet ""Saturn?"" It just had a nice ring to it."

"RIP Boiling water You'll be mist."