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Joke of the Day

"I went to the optometrist the other day and he told me I was colourblind... It came right out of the purple"

"what part of the alphabet is the wettest? H to O"

"Where did the engine go after he retired? To live in a motor home"

"me: [trying to sound cool] I'm in a punk band cute co-worker: that's cool. What the band's name? me: [looking over desk for ideas] Inbox(29)"

"Roses are red and sometimes they're thorny, when I think of you, I get really ..............."

"Where does a digital photographer hang his work? On a jpeg."

"What is ISIS' favourite OS? Windows XPlosion"

"What do Jewish people drink after they spray tan? Orange Jews."

"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? because she was a woman!"

"Christopher Walken should make a Christmas album called ""In a Winter Wonderland"""