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Joke of the Day

"What do America and Russia have in common? They both want to kill turkey this thanksgiving"

"When my girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."

"Is it true that you can get an STD from public toilets? Only if you sit down before the last guy has gotten up."

"My friend Jerry was going to be a pilot... but that career never took off."

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down a bitches throat."

"Hey billy jokes? Need some more Billy & Highliner Jokes. One is ""Hey billy you ever been to sea"" ""No Captain Highliner but I have been blown ashore"""

"What kind of name for a storm is ""Debby?"" Hurricanes should have names like ""Satan"" No one should have their house destroyed by ""Heather."""

"Harry and Jerry Harry is at home and his door is locked. Jerry come in Harry says, ""Who are you and how did you get here"" Jerry says, ""I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith"""

"How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they would rather keep you in the dark!"

"What should you do if your walls get cold? Put on another coat."