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Joke of the Day

"What do America and Russia have in common? They both want to kill turkey this thanksgiving"

"Being a vegatarian is a missed-steak!"

"""I need to get laid man!""nn- eggs (in the chicken)"

"Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings.."

"I was going to commit seppuku the other day. But I didn't have the guts to go through with it."

"Nerd joke A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks ""any baggage to check?"" The photon replies ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"Do you know what you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino? **Elephino**!"

"A guy that was falsely imprisoned for 10 years got free tickets to the Super Bowl. That guy is SO lucky."

"I'm going to confess my love to this sore throat so it'll be gone when I wake up in the morning."

"Never forget 9 November 9/11 was truly a horrible day for the USA."