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Joke of the Day

"A guy that was falsely imprisoned for 10 years got free tickets to the Super Bowl. That guy is SO lucky."

"Microsoft skipped Windows 9 because 7, 8, 9"

"What do you call a guy with 4 penises who can breathe underwater? Aquatic."

"I love garbage day... Once a week my street celebrates me"

"What would be a great name for a Mexican Boy Band? Juan Direction."

"My friend David lost his ID Now we just call him Dave"

"I went to the doctor the other day wearing nothing but clingfilm ....... I sat down, the doctor turned and looked at me to say ""Clearly I can see your nuts!"""

"Dark humor is kinda like food.... Not everyone gets it."

"ONLY Justin Bieber could make doing drugs look not cool..."

"Took a whole week for my neighbor who only watches the Discovery Channel to realize thieves had replaced his TV with an aquarium."