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Joke of the Day

"A guy that was falsely imprisoned for 10 years got free tickets to the Super Bowl. That guy is SO lucky."

"As an organ donor I wonder if there's some box I can check that might prevent my organs from keeping Dick Cheney alive?"

"What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers."

"Gmail replaced the words on its buttons with symbols Which is great for all the illiterate people who use gmail"

"Someone asked me to stop singing wonderwall I said maybe"

"We could be like Romeo and Juliet. You go die and I'll go to sleep."

"Don't assume Wal-Mart sells walls. Unless you want an argument about existential reality with an 85-year-old greeter."

"The toilet at a police station was stolen! They had nothing to go on.."

"I bet people who are actually from West Philadelphia get really tired of telling people where they were born and raised."

"CEO of KFC: ""We must always respect our customers. That is so important."" Ian: ""Shall we still serve them food in a bucket?"" CEO: ""Yes."""