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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a statue of a ballsack? A scrotum totem"
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"I'm 14 shows into the 1st season of 'Lost' & there are SO many mysteries. I sure hope someone finds out where Sawyer plugs in his flat iron"
"Knock knock (Palestinian version)... ...who's there? - Ya - Ya who? - Yahudi!"
"What's black & blue and hates sex? A nun wearing a Cubs hat."
"I plagiarized a book about native Americans... I eventually got siouxed."
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff Ba - Dumm - Tss"
"Why is fishing dangerous? Sometimes, there's a catch"
"My penis is only a fraction of an inch... Thirty three thirds."
"Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke? Because he fainted."
"I walked into a store with a white shirt and blue Jeans and the cashier said... Welcome to our store, let us know when you **Need** anything. Xd"