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Joke of the Day
"How did Helen Keller get punished? Her mom rearranged the living room"
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"BOSS: You ok? ME: Yeah, why? BOSS: You have a sign that says ""2 Days Without Being Annoyed"" [maintaining eye contact, I change it to 0]"
"Why did the Baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo! (I heard this one today and thought I'd share)"
"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget..."
"Spring makes every day feel like you're stuck in the office on a Friday afternoon."
"Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin, it tastes the same but you know it ain't quite right."
"There once was a pastor who was in support of gay rights, but refused to preform gay marriage ceremonies. People kept asking him, ""If you like gay people so much, why don't you marry them?"""
"Anthropic principle: the universe must be as it is in order for us to perceive it Anthropomorphic principle: look, I'm a talking principle!"
"""knock knock."", ""Who's there?"", ""Allah"", ""allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"""
"A Man Walks Into A Bar The other one ducks"