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Joke of the Day
"How did Helen Keller's mother punish her? She left a plunger in the toilet"
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"You know someone is hard core When they have strong and well-defined abdominal muscles"
"They say the camera adds ten pounds. I knew this all camera diet was bad for me. They're just so delicious."
"Last night I ate out a handicapped girl ...my mother always told me to eat my vegetables"
"I've had it and I can't take it anymore ...ever since I developed that penicillin allergy."
"What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker!"
"First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?"
"getting sick of watching movies where johnny depp dresses like a hobo. I blame him for russel brand"
"How do you get the drummer off your front porch? Pay for the pizza."
"If I was in a room with Trump and HRC....... and I had a gun and one bullet.... I'd shoot myself in the head...."