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Joke of the Day

"You know someone is hard core When they have strong and well-defined abdominal muscles"

"What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up? A Klondike Bar"

"""Drop it like its hot"" -Terrible Parenting advice from snoop dog"

"When I saw ""likes music"" on her dating profile, I almost fell out of my chair. Because I also like music. Holy shit she likes good food too!"

"shows up late for first day of new job *blames it on rush hour* shows up late for second day of new job *blames it on rush hour 2*"

"There's a new male porn star from India. His stage name is Deep Indar!"

"Pokemon Go Run errands with your mom."

"Why don't blind people skydive more often? It scares the shit outta their dog! - - - - **Now how do the blind people know they're about to hit the ground ?** The leash gets slack."

"Maybe we got it wrong and God just wanted to play doctor for a day: 'Here Moses, take these two tablets and call me in the morning'"

"Take heed: Do not open this email There's an email that had begun circulating recently that is offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can. If you get this email, do not open it; it's SPAM."