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Joke of the Day
"What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker!"
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"A Neckbeard Approaches a Cancer Patient at a Bar... He tips his fedora and says, ""Malady."""
"I thought you'd be flattered that my dog found your leg so attractive."
"Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion? CrossFit"
"Call a beautiful women, beautiful she will never remember Call a Fat Women Fat and She will never forget, because elephants never forget"
"Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?"
"Why are Women like buses? You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her."
"What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea? Oz Moses."
"Five years ago, I couldn't see the forest through the trees, but now I can. Thank goodness for loggers and strip malls!"
"How does an optometrist make love? Better like this ... or better like this?"