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Joke of the Day
"What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this!"
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"Who was the most well known Jewish cook? Hitler!"
"Why do people hate cliffhangers? Because the suspense is killing them."
"So I walked in to a brothel.. And shortly after entering I began assaulting everyone in the queue...then...umm...shit nevermind, I just punched up the fuckline."
"Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing"
"John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent. His mother came in and said 'That's nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?' 'No' John answered. 'I'm sweeping out the dirt.'"
"I was sitting on the edge of the bed, pulling my boxers off when... ...my wife said, ""You spoil those dogs."""
"Me: I want cozy pajama pants for Christmas. Him: I was gonna get lingerie. Me: Trust me. VS won't have your size. Him: Me: *jazz hands*"
"Half life 3"
"There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley One was assaulted."