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Joke of the Day

"Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor? Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad."

"What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend? ""See ya next month!"""

"How do chocolate labs not die of themselves?"

"I made a new joke. I made a new word. Plagiarism."

"Look I see that you love me and would die for me, but this guy over here barely notices me and has a GF. I'll play the odds. -Woman logic"

"I tripped over a bra today I think it was booby trapped"

"Friday night. Friday night- Cant get fucked- Women are sluts or too stuck up- Cant grab pussy- Cant get head - If it werent for lotion Id shoot myself dead"

"Why don't you ever eat a girl out in the morning? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese?"

"""What? Where?"" -owl on some next level shit"

"I was having sex with my girlfriend... ... and I said to her, ""Woman, you've got no tits and your pussy is too tight."" She grunted,""Get off my back."""