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Joke of the Day
"The thing about liking Kanye is that no matter how into him you are, you're AT BEST his #2 fan."
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"I love my 5yr old dearly, but if he keeps saying ""Dark"" Vader I may have to sell him."
"A drunk was seen by a cop thrusting his hips every couple of steps as he staggered down the road. Cop catches up to him and asks him what he was doing? Drunk says...... Fucking nothing."
"Mario: I killed all your turtle troops.Bowser: Turtle what?Mario: All the turtles that work for you.Bowser: What turtles?Mario: Uh oh..."
"Two Men Were Hunting Buffalo One put his ear to the ground He lifted his head up and said ""Buffalo come"" The other said ""How do you know?"" He said ""ear sticky"""
"How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !"
"Why was the paranormal convention cancelled? Due to unforseen circumstances"
"ALL THE JADED LADIES all the jaded ladies ALL THE JADED LADIES all the jaded ladies"
"What do you call riot police in Germany? Kraut Control"
"Did you hear about the helicopter that crashed in the graveyard? So far the police have found over 300 dead bodies."