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Joke of the Day
"Explain to me the down side of being under house arrest."
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"What did Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? ""I don't wanna be obama self."""
"My mom wants to see 50 Shades of Gray with me... I screamed, ""OH HELL NO"" and suggested we see Cinderella instead."
"Why don't Natives like snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land."
"My father always said to me ""son it's always best to fight fire with fire""... and that is probably why he was kicked out of the fire service"
"Donald Trump walks into a Mexican Bar."
"I was recently in a museum in Europe So much Picasso I wanted to Pablow my brains out"
"A Russian walks into an alchohal rehab facility... Wait...what?"
"In mother Russia..... .... Joke is you."
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."