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Joke of the Day
"How is masturbation and brain damage similar? A few strokes and there's no going back."
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"""That's so Raven"" - Raven Symone's parents identify her body."
"You know what they say about STD'S Sharing is caring"
"Boss-You're Always the first one here! Me-Hey,*early bird gets the worm, right? *gets to poop or drink coffee without 3yr old interrupting"
"What kind of smartphone would Harambe have? The brand doesn't matter as long as it has gorilla glass."
"They say you should never run when you stumble across a lion in the wild. I don't think I'll be able to run with all the shit in my pants."
"A man was masturbating for 48 days straight until finally he blew his load It was a long time coming."
"My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't stop talking about Star Wars. I said ""Please don't leave me, Yoda one for me."" In other news, I'm single."
"So a rapist, pedphile and a priest walk into a bar... He orders a beer"
"You have a man, woman and douchebag who walk into a bar and order a triple shot... ...and Caitlyn Jenner takes it to the face !"