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Joke of the Day

"If your phone gets wet put it in dry rice... at night the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronic device for cheap..."

"Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews? Because the service was horrible."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them up into a tire and call it a Goodyear?"

"Reddit I'm in a bit of a pickle.. and it taste great"

"I just found out that all the different colors in Fruit Loops are the same flavor, and now I don't know what's real anymore"

"So did you guys hear about the weather in Gotham City? It's cloudy with a chance of Bane."

"In a very touching gesture, Gary Anderson attempted to call up Blair Walsh and offer his sympathy. Unfortunately, they just missed each other."

"Whenever you floss, you should be allowed to go to your dentist's house and collect an allowance."

"The fact that we don't use towels to dry towels makes me question the value of towels."

"Studies found that 1 in 4 men are gay, meaning someone in my close group of friends is gay. I hope its Dave, he's really cute..."