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Joke of the Day
"And the he told me he was kilt shopping. So, apparently I'm married to Braveheart."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bo ! Bo who ? Bo Geste !"
"Today, I started on my second million dollars! I gave up on my first."
"Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride"
"I don't mean to brag about my patience, but I just waited 5 whole seconds before passing a student driver and flicking them off."
"The 8 fell over and stayed there for infinity."
"What kind of weed do muslims smoke? Quranic"
"Quite frankly autocorrect I'm tired of your shirt"
"A Sober Irishman"
"I don't think there will ever be an edible version of scrabble. And if there is, I'm going to have to eat my own words."