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Joke of the Day
"Guitar players are actually quite a religious bunch... They've all found Gsus at some point."
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"[first day of work as a 911 operator] ""Hello, 911"" Hi someone's trying to break into my house ""holy shit call 911"""
"What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet? I need to know before my court date on Monday."
"""Okay class, today we are going on a trip... *hands out acid*"
"Why did the boy fall off the bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold"
"A baby seal walks into a club... Think about it...lol"
"Hillary and Bernie are on a boat Hillary and Bernie Sanders are on a boat. It's sinking. Who survives? America survives"
"I bet Elmo wonders about how they might stop funding PBS. And sometimes why."
"I put sea salt on my seafood, so they can be reunited. Because I like happy endings."
"A soviet soldier asks a man his opinion of the party. The man nervously replies ""the same as yours comrade"" The soldier then arrests him for sedition."