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Joke of the Day
"sometimes i watch online videos where people are so happy to see each other they make love naked"
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"I'm not sure if I heard a bootleg firecracker... or a pound of dynamite."
"They say it's not the destination, it's the journey.........Except when you're heading to the bathroom with diarrhea..."
"How does a black woman know she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon the cotton's been picked."
"What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb? You can un-screw a lightbulb."
"Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water personally."
"""Mum! Dad's got his cock in the biscuit barrel!"" ""Don't worry, he's just fucking crackers."""
"I'm fat, but not accidentally give birth in the Walmart bathroom because I didn't know I was pregnant, fat."
"Tried this new Playlist in the car, on the treadmill, at my desk, but it seems the best place for me to listen to old Greenday is 1992."
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three hoes. (sorry if repost)"