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Joke of the Day
"""Mum! Dad's got his cock in the biscuit barrel!"" ""Don't worry, he's just fucking crackers."""
Next Joke
"What do you call a homeless guy who broke up with his girlfriend a while ago? A man who hasn't eaten in days."
"What did the cookie farmer say? ""I've been raisin' cookies."""
"Two muffins are in an oven. The first says ""It sure is hot in here""... and the baker says, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"""
"Why do Australians take forever to play chess? Because they never make it past the first check, mate."
"Do other animals have signature tranquilizers, or are horses just especially stressed out?"
"How do you pay for incense? In cents"
"I've finally collected enough rats asses to give to everyone on my list."
"What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you? ""You can have my beer if you let me go."""
"Good Cop: If you tell us where the money is we can help you. Bag Cop: *majestically floats around the interrogation room on AC currents*"