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Joke of the Day
"Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water personally."
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"Green What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger"
"Almost that time of year, again. Deer gun season, or as the deer call it, the annual holocaust."
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged"
"One hair in my soup Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. - And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!"
"A policeman pulled me over today after my wife fell out of the car... He said ""Sir, did you know your wife fell out of your car?"" I said "" Oh thank god! I thought I had gone deaf."""
"*looks at you in batman voice*"
"Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please. ""You mean salami?"" No, just a single salamus. ""People who make Latin jokes are a bunch of ani."""
"Once you go black.. You become a single mother."
"Dentist: when was the last time you flossed? Me: bro, you were there."