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Joke of the Day

"Whats the biggest difference betweens mens and womens soccer? There are more pussies on a mens soccer team"

"[blank], teaching english better than english teachers since it's release. Video games."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he wont come when you call it!"

"My boss: Are you on Twitter? Me: I've never heard of it. Is it a drug? Why would you ask? Am I acting funny? Maybe you're acting funny."

"What do an old cars and pasta have in common? They're both al dente."

"I'm proud say you will never guess who has been sober for 10 years. Ted Kennedy."

"I bet the government is behind all these conspiracy theories."

"Original joke It may not have been funny but at least it was original"

"what do you call a 9 year old african boy crying on his knees Midlife crisis"

"People who won Darwin Awards... ...jumped into the gene pool when the life guards weren't looking"