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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the 2 men who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months."
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"The MTV Movie Awards are a great reminder of why kids should never be allowed to vote."
"I always rode clean. Always. Never won any bike races. Never competed. Don't even really know how to ride a bike. #vindicated"
"Knock knock! (Who's there?) Not Abe Vigoda."
"Lazy person fact #4523974903 You were too lazy to read that number."
"A priest, a pedophile, and a pervert walk into a bar And he orders a drink"
"The best curve on a woman is her smile ...Hahahaha lmao! No I'm kidding, it's her boobs."
"Son: Dad I'm in love with a girl just like mum. Father: So what do you want from me? Sympathy?"
"""What's a VCR?"" My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones."
"I once met an Indian bloke in Birmingham and his name was Naan. He wasn't born here, but he was bread."