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Joke of the Day

"The last four letters of the word ""queue"" are just there because they saw a queue forming and hoped it was for something good."

"I can really relate to eminem in ""8 mile"" because my moms spaghetti is really bad too"

"Why did the young soldier go off searching for a wounded prostitute? A cowboy told him there was a hoedown."

"I got new neighbors today, I hope they like my music as much as the last 9 families did."

"If I were a homeless guy, I'd walk up behind young women, put my arm around them & cop a feel on a boob because I have nothing to lose."

"At School: What Does It Give You? ""Kids, what does the chicken give you?"" ""Meat!"" ""Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"" ""Bacon!"" ""Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"" ""Homework!"""

"Presidents Day was created by big corporations to get you to buy more presidents."

"1)sit in toddler seat of a shopping cart. 2)tip over til feet touch the ground. 3)stand up. you're now a grocery turtle. no one can stop you"

"Could you please tell your mother to stop wearing so many different lip sticks? It's making my dick start to look like a rainbow."

"Did you hear about the Casino that hired a Blacksmith? He who smelt it, dealt it."