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Joke of the Day

"Titanic is my favorite movie about how to get rid of your boyfriend and make it look like an accident."

"I would submit a chemistry joke But all the chemistry jokes argon"

"What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest? Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton~!"

"Does Kim Kardashian ask Kanye West - Does my bum look big enough in this? I'd like to think so..."

"Lobotomies Do they smart?"

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free!"

"Pizza Hut is very consistent... The pizza tastes exactly like the box it comes in."

"What if you found out that wheat bread is just a bunch of ants squished together that would be pretty spooky"

"Alcoholics don't run in my family... ...they mostly stumble around and bump into things."

"Helen Keller wouldnt know what a dick was if it hit her in the face."