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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy? He was sent to the udder side"

"How can you tell if someone is vegan? They'll fucking tell you!"

"How do you build a boat? Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy."

"The higher they are, the more spaced out they get What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? &nbsp; ^^The ^^punchline ^^need ^^not ^^be ^^always ^^at ^^the ^^end..."

"Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?"

"I wish I was able to argue about something as strongly as women do about nothing."

"When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that? Now it would be for the prescriptions."

"I'm tired of all these farming tips. Let's face it, there's only one thing that makes you good at farming Step one: be a tractor Step two: don't be unnatractor"

"Patient just told me a joke yesterday When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why? They are out standing in the field"

"Why are Americans scared of roundabouts? Centrifugal force scales with mass"