59164

Joke of the Day

"Plans are already underway for a Trump Library... It's the first time a Presidential library will have *just* scratch and sniff books."

"Why did the clam go to jail? For setting up illegal shell companies!"

"I confuse ""playing dead"" with ""playing dumb"" so if I ever encounter a bear I'll probably be like ""Listen, I don't even know how I got here."""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? A black guy was following her."

"My wifes hair is so sexy, Its 50 shades of grey."

"The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one you love!!"

"You might be a redneck if... 1. You don't know the difference between your lawn and your driveway. 2. Watching Jerry Springer reminds you of your neighbors 3. Your family tree is a circle"

"A dyslexic gets to heaven. God says woof."

"whats the differnce from a blonde and a blow up sex doll only about two bottles of hair spray"

"I hope I don't have to face rich French Renaissance citizens as enemies in video games. They would be overpowdered."