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Joke of the Day
"How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted? His nose is wet."
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"I'm sorry I'm late. I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the fuck he was protecting his eyes from."
"I wonder what gets changed less frequently...the diaper of a crackhead's baby or the filter cartridge in my Brita."
"If you wear a cape to a meal, you can spin it around to the front and have a full sized bib for eating"
"If Obama is a Muslim extremist, then how come he's a gay prostitute?"
"This year I got my wife the Baking Bible for Christmas because last year I got her the Baking Quran, which really blew up in my face."
"What's worse than getting pissed off? Getting pissed on."
"What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad? A Bipolar Bear"
"I want to see a pregnancy test commercial where 2 single people high five the shit out of each other because it's negative."
"I would never cheat in a relationship because that would require two people finding me attractive."