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Joke of the Day
"How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted? His nose is wet."
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"My friend David had his ID stolen the other day Now we just call him Dav"
"What college did the eyeball go to? ICU."
"I saw a sign the other day the made me fucking piss my pants... ...it said ""Bathroom Closed"""
"My only real accomplishment in life is knowing all the words to Coolio's ""gangsta's paradise""."
"If I was a doctor I would scare my patients by pretending to go check google every time they asked me a question"
"When I first saw you from across the room, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you."
"What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's pretty heavy and the other is a little lighter"
"What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !"
"I like my men like I like my laundry Clean and hung"