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Joke of the Day
"People who process expired passports are so lazy they're always cutting corners. (Joel Dommett)"
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"I know that Bill Cosby is guilty because his comedy has been putting me to sleep for years"
"Since the pharmacy keeps making it harder to buy decongestants, I've just started making them at home from crystal meth."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Easy to have sex with."
"One of the anchors on CBS Sports just referred to smoking weed as ""toking salad"" and from that alone I'll bet my life savings he's a dad"
"What do you call a list of german jokes printing paper"
"How did feminism start? Some guy forgot to lock the kitchen door"
"Father O'Flannagan and the Taxi Driver"
"A blonde walks into a laundromat... And says to a worker, ""can you wash this shirt?"" The worker did not hear her and said ""come again?"" The blonde than replies ""no it is mustard this time"""
"On the the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.. Nothing. I don't have a girlfriend."