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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a list of german jokes printing paper"
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"Just saw two 10 year old boys sharing a cigarette. I was really shocked and upset so I gave them money to buy a pack."
"Amazon is a $250 billion dollar company that reacts to you buying a vacuum by going THIS GUY LOVES BUYING VACUUMS HERE ARE SOME MORE VACUUMS"
"What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army."
"[lightbulb store] owner: ""what watt can i get you?"" me: owner: me: owner: ""did i stutter?"" me: ""i dont know"""
"A wise meteorologist once told me... Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have."
"Dark Humor is like getting laid Not everyone gets it."
"""woofwoof, woof"" -my neighbor's dog telling me his views on politics lol you gotta look at both sides tho fam"
"Joke: Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan? Ireland: More bars in more places"
"It's a dark stormy night. You're scared & alone. You hear a bump in the night. You jump! You scream! Then your cat comes in the house drunk."