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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors!"

"""I'd like two scoops of ice cream, please."" ""Chocolate or vanilla?"" ""Yes."" ""Yes what?"" ""Yes, Sir, ice cream man, Sir!"""

"There are two types of people in the world: Those who like pastries... And those who donut."

"I asked my English GF if I could have sex with her sister today She said you can't I said no you're a cunt!"

"What do you call the spirits of honey bees? Boo-bees"

"My favorite mythological creature. My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitch in tampon commercials."

"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai doesn't like the Flinstones but Abu Dhabi do"

"Each and every pizza can be a personal pizza if you just believe in yourself and don't have any friends."

"You show me a migraine and I'll show you a real pain in the neck"

"My friend told me that recycling is good for the environment Not on Reddit, apparently. I got downvoted a lot..."