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Joke of the Day
"What do Catholics and guitar players have in common? Neither of them practice."
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"I date men whom have their life paths laid out firmly and don't waver. Yes, their paths are Psycho and Socio, but consistency is admirable."
"I had this problem where the cap wouldn't stay on my whiskey bottle. So I fixed it with scotch tape."
"What is the only thing that will be ""Feeling the Bern""? Working people's wallets."
"What business is King Kong in? Monkey business."
"interviewer: why do you want this job me: i've just always been very passionate about not starving to death"
"What do you call a man with a toe on his knee? Tony"
"Someone should call 911... ...because YouTube is having one of its daily 500 seizures."
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a big fall. All the kings and all the kings men..   had scrambled eggs for breakfast again."
"Thank God I'm an Athiest After seeing what happened in Paris! Religious people scare me!"