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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with a toe on his knee? Tony"
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"Once you go black... you're a single mom."
"Thanks for painting the cell towers green so they look like trees, California, but can you paint the homeless like pavement next?"
"What's a Jew's favorite brand of hotdog? Anne Frank's"
"I went to a Chinese restaurant last night. I said ""Waiter, this beef is rubbery"" He said ""Thank you, I'm grad you rike it"""
"ME: I want to take long walks with you. HER: Aww...are you a romantic? ME: No, I don't have a car."
"Unless you are a pregnancy test, take your negativity somewhere else."
"Have you heard of the new birth control for men? put a rock in your shoe and it will make you limp"
"i have good and bad news Wife: Ok, the bad news? i didn't clean out the garage Wife:*sigh* the good news? [holds up cat dressed as Thor]"
"Tiger Woods goes through 18 holes in one day... And he STILL has time for golf."