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Joke of the Day
"Thank God I'm an Athiest After seeing what happened in Paris! Religious people scare me!"
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"Thigh gap? Give me some corduroy pants and I'll start a fire."
"What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about? Calculus"
"A man is hanging from a cliff"
"So sorry I hit a nerve. I was actually aiming for a major artery."
"Obama will go down in history as America's first gold president."
"The most important thing in life is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman...always go with Batman"
"What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee? You can take a rental car anywhere."
"Synonym rolls... Just like grammar used to make."
"My wife's been working in our garden for two solid days now. I never realized tomatoes required a big, six-foot-deep hole like that."