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Joke of the Day
"I once knew a girl called Inertia.... ....but I could never get her going!"
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"It's weird how many people at my office are named ""Hey."""
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"I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips."
"Me: Yeah man, got her right where I want her Bartender: Oh yeah? Me: Yup, sitting at home while the cable man works on th ::rushes home::"
"What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry? Jesus in a submarine."
"What's the best way to announce that you're lactose-intolerant I'm allergic to Wait for it Dairy"
"If there are 2 things I hate they're... Incomplete lists."
"Willpower? Sure. It's in the garage with my unicorn."
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