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Joke of the Day

"What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe? He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy."

"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom? The p is silent."

"What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican? E.T. learned English and wanted to go home."

"My gf asked if I liked her more than I like chicken, and all I could say was ""well I have known chicken longer..."""

"What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman? Make it *sew*!"

"My computer just said hello to me It must be a Dell"

"A police man came up to me with a sniffer dog and said, ""This dog tells me you're on drugs."" ""I'm on drugs? You're the one talking to dogs"""

"Robots If robots were somehow about to sexually reproduce, they wouldn't have to change much. I mean they already have a binary system."

"How you make MackleSmores 1 Chocolate bar 1 large marshmallow, cooked to your liking 2 one large Graham cracker broken in half Little bit of humble Little bit of cautious"

"Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed? So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up."