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Joke of the Day

"What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe? He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy."

"When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doc where I should put my pants ""Over there, besides mine."""

"White people colonized 34 of the world looking for spices and they still can't season their food right."

"A priest and a nun walk into a bar. The priest says ""Can I get a drink?"" The nun says ""I got your drink right here"". o_o"

"DATING TIP: Be a gentleman. Hold her door. Hold her hand. Hold her purse. Hold her for ransom. Demand a chopper. Fly away. Start a new life."

"we're here, we're queer, could we get another basket of breadsticks"

"It's sad that the only thing great about my job is that my chair spins -__-"

"Paula Deen should create her own brand of butter called I Can't Believe It's Not 1860."

"Why did Hitler blows his brains out?... Because he saw his gas bill. Also this joke isn't funny, one of my family members died in a concentration camp. He went to take a piss and fell out of a tower."

"ME: The Wizard told me to choose between a good memory and a big dick GIRL : Wow.. Which did you pick? ME: I can't remember."