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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out."
Next Joke
"The thing about bird jokes are... sometimes they're hard to swallow. Owl let myself out."
"Babies are like Polaroid pictures. They develop quicker when you shake them."
"Let's hope no one builds a convenience store inside a volcano because that doesn't seem like it would be convenient at all."
"I can't bend my pinky without my ring finger bending as well..is this normal? Let's hear your results 'cause I know you just tried it."
"You know why some people simply don't have a butt? Because they are on a gluten free diet."
"My life flashed before my eyes... ...Turns out I'm epileptic and died from the seizure."
"What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door? You don't let her out."
"Great opinion from a stupid girl ! Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a prostitute with IBS? Well, one you have to shuck between fits..."